Did you know that Obama is a Kenyan Muslim Communist Nazi whose administration is even now manoeuvring to release thousands of Al-Qaeda terrorists upon your city to abduct your children so that he may personally anally violate them, cut their heads off, and dance a Satanic jig down Main street drenched in their blood? Yes, jig. This is reliable information given to us from an unnamed source who claims to be close to someone who knows an Obama administration insider's blood relative; so you know it's true.
What happened to the America we all knew so well from "Leave It To Beaver" and "The Andy Griffith Show" reruns? Are we going to just idly sit by while these Socialists strip away our rights, one at a time? Are we going to just bend over and take it when they force homosexuality down our throats? Just as God doesn't hate gays, neither do we. We just recognize that the Bible clearly says that gays are an abomination and should be put to death. That's all. We can (and should) exterminate them compassionately if they can not be cured of their mental defect.
Are we going to allow them to continue to erode our Christian values? You all saw those bleeding-heart liberals fight desperately to provide affordable healthcare to working-class American families who previously couldn't afford insurance while we true Christians shouted them down to support those poor insurance companies who were just trying to make an honest buck. That's free enterprise! That's American capitalism! WWJD?
Those Obamunists are going to take our guns, open our borders to Muslim terrorists and homos, and worse, to Muslim homo terrorists. And without our guns, they'll catch us with our pants down. This is the end of days, folks. He is the anti-Christ. We will not condone or solicit violence, but you know what to do.
What happened to the America we all knew so well from "Leave It To Beaver" and "The Andy Griffith Show" reruns? Are we going to just idly sit by while these Socialists strip away our rights, one at a time? Are we going to just bend over and take it when they force homosexuality down our throats? Just as God doesn't hate gays, neither do we. We just recognize that the Bible clearly says that gays are an abomination and should be put to death. That's all. We can (and should) exterminate them compassionately if they can not be cured of their mental defect.
Are we going to allow them to continue to erode our Christian values? You all saw those bleeding-heart liberals fight desperately to provide affordable healthcare to working-class American families who previously couldn't afford insurance while we true Christians shouted them down to support those poor insurance companies who were just trying to make an honest buck. That's free enterprise! That's American capitalism! WWJD?
Those Obamunists are going to take our guns, open our borders to Muslim terrorists and homos, and worse, to Muslim homo terrorists. And without our guns, they'll catch us with our pants down. This is the end of days, folks. He is the anti-Christ. We will not condone or solicit violence, but you know what to do.
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Brilliant!
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