This is me and my sister. We were sitting in a corner chatting at a party and thought it would be funny to take a "candid" picture of ourselves. My arm is out of frame holding my digital camera, and we're mugging for the shot with fake reactions and even fake discussion. But I like to think it was supposed to go like this:
Her: "I'm pregnant!"
Me: "No way! So cool!"
Her: "I know, isn't it?!"
Me: "I'm so very happy for you. That's fantastic! I love you so much. Congratulations!"
Her: "Thank you! Thank you! I can't wait for you to be an uncle. I know you will be a wonderful, loving, and grounded influence."
Me: "Well, I can teach my nephews (you said you had male twins, right?) how to play Zeppelin tunes, how to use one thumb to both kill a man and bring a woman to mind-blowing orgasm, and how to read, write, and speak conversational Korean."
Her: "Um, okay?"
Me: "You're welcome."
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