In a monumentally ineffectual move against their own interests, oxymoronic gay Republican group "The Log Cabin Republicans" officially endorsed John McCain, the GOP nominee."Sen. McCain is no George Bush when it comes to gay issues. We are much more optimistic and enthusiastic about Sen. McCain," Patrick Sammon, the group's president, told Reuters. The endorsement may boost McCain's reputation as a maverick who reaches across partisan lines, but it may not go down well (no pun intended) with his party's conservative Christian base.
"God hates fags! You people who choose to engage in sodomy and sin shall burn in hell forever!" suggested Governor Palin. "I mean," she added "that's what it says in the Bible." Yes, it does say that somewhere. Some would argue, and have, that that alone is reason to take a more critical look at traditional Christian attitudes. Do we, most of us, really want to be ruled by a bunch of superstitious fucking homophobes? I don't think so. At least, I fucking hope not. In other news, the NAACP has endorsed their pick for the new Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan, and the United Union Workers of America have voted unanimously to stop pestering Home Depot, WalMart, General Motors, and all supermarket chains. "You guys can probably take better care of workers' interests than we can, let's face it," admitted a sheepish Jim Hoffa, Jr., president of the United Teamsters Union.
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