LIARS!

All right, motherfuckers, the gloves are off! Time to call a spade a spade. These people are liars. They habitually tell lies. They have no compunctions about looking you right in the eye and telling you something that they not only know to be false, but know there's a good possibility you know it's false, too. And they say it anyway! The fucking balls on these people.

They say things like, "I said 'Thanks, but no thanks,' to that 'Bridge to Nowhere," and "I sold the governor's jet on eBay," and "I shook up Alaska and have opposed earmarks," for Palin's part. And McCain will look you right in the eye and say, "I knew all along that Iraq was going to be a long and difficult fight," and "I gave the Viet Cong the names of the Pittsburg Steelers defensive line when they interrogated me for the names of commanding officers," and "I never said I didn't know much about the economy."

The list is painfully long. I'm sure I left out some much better examples, but these were the three (each) that I pulled from the top of my head. And consider this- it is a fact that John McCain called his wife a "trollop" and a "cunt" in front of reporters and aides. That he would call his wife such things at all speaks to his character. The fact that he called her these things in public speaks to his judgment. It speaks volumes. I mean, doesn't it? C'mon, even you hardcore wackjob conservative fundies have to admit that such an outburst belies his wisened war-hero image, right? If not, what would? Does he have to beat his wife on live television and urinate on the American flag before there's even a murmur among Republicans that he may not be fit to lead our nation?

What about Sarah Palin not knowing what the Bush Doctrine is? I almost felt bad for her. Sure, lots of Americans probably don't know what the Bush Doctrine is. And they don't necessarily need to nor should they be expected to. Unless they're running for Vice motherfucking President of the United motherfucking States, claiming that they're more experienced than some stupid ass "community organizer"! These are insincere people who just want to get into office at any cost. They don't care about you. They care about their corporate sponsors, and that's it. Can it be any more obvious? "You can actually see Russia from Alaska," and did you know that "Barack Obama wants to teach sex education to kindergarteners"?