Palin Haiku(s)

Big oil governor
forty-seventh largest state
by population
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O pious Christian
Please tell us whom we may fuck
And whom we may not
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I must now admit
Liking the looks and the style
But that voice cracks glass
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Lie, Dragon Lady
Do distort the facts some more
Works most ev'ry time

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Caribou Barbi
I heard that nickname somewhere
I do like it so