White Men, I Come In Peace, Not In Your Wives

I'm not so threatening, my white brothers. Sure, statistically, my penis could be up to 15% larger than yours. Yes, African-Americans, like me, are 95% more likely than their white fellow citizens to either have criminal records themselves, or have a relative in prison, giving us a reason to be just a tad angry at the white system of justice. Don't even get us started on slavery.
Perhaps you've noticed how we lead the field in athletics, including those elite sports you've tried so hard to keep us out of until recently, like tennis and golf.
Try to ignore that nagging feeling that the Negro just might be the true master race after all, and that your White ass will get its come-uppance soon (see big black penis reference from first paragraph). Relax. I'm very well-spoken. Not at all threatening. Jerome! Where's my mirror?
I... I been watchin' U... I think I want to know ya know ya [oh wee oh wee oh]
Said I... I'm a little dangerous... Girl I'd love to show ya show ya [oh wee oh wee oh]
My jungle love- Hunnnh! Good God! [Oh wee oh wee oh]