“I don’t usually endorse a candidate, or even a party, despite what some say. But this election is just too important. You can’t survive four more years of the same old politics. John McCain will continue the failed policies of George Bush. He’s said so already by admitting that he voted with the president over 90% of the time, when he shouts about off-shore drilling, and when he prattles on about the “success” of “the surge,” as if the last year was the whole story of the war in Iraq.”The freakishly Western-European-featured Semitic savior added, “And that shrew of a running mate will do her best to erode women’s Me-given right to choose what is best for their bodies and their future. She wants to foist prayer on people in public schools. What did I say about praying like the Pharisees? And Creationism? Lady, please. Do I really need to go back and add a new foreword explaining the subtleties of metaphor and parables? Come on people! For My sake! What will it take for you all to wake up?”
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